This was an e-mail I sent out for a hall-date my friends and I were going to put together.  I love writing e-mails.  The e-mail was entitled: "S.S.F.T.F.E.A.T.B": 

So, what the heck does S.S.F.T.F.E.A.T.B. mean?  I guess it could mean a lot of things, but for you people it stands for: Super Saturday Fun Time For Everyone And Their Mother. At this points guys (not girls) you've been asked on a "hall-date thing" in very creative ways for this coming Saturday--which is actually tomorrow, surprise.  Speaking on the girl's behalf (corny sentence ALERT), we're excited to be sharing this night with you gentlemen. 

We all know that Chattanooga is full of many joys, one being that it is the P.P.F.I.C.F...Perfect Place for Ice-Cream Freaks.  This being the case, the night will begin with a stop at the delectable Sweet CeCe's located in North Shore...this is probably unnecessary information because Sweet CeCe's is famous, and you already know about it.  The goal is to be there at 6:30--which I'm sure won't be a big issue. (Hopefully our group of 24 will fit into Sweet CeCe's.  If not we'll make a line in alphabetical order...yeah right)

Expect to be as happy as this little boy once leaving this Nooga treasure:


The night won't end there people.  From there we will make the journey over the cool bridge to The Camp House.  If you don't have any idea what The Camp House is its: 
1) As cool as this hipster kid

2)It's frequently visited by celebrities.  BIG NEWS: Tay-Tay and Harry broke up recently--I guess he knew she was trouble...oh gosh.  

3) Oh yeah...they have concerts and coffee there too!  Tomorrow night, certain students are playing in a college band night starting @ 7:30 pm.  Bands like:

(We're not sure when the concert will be over, but we don't anticipate to be out past 4:00 am)  

With so many cool people going, we're gonna need some form of transportation...preferably a vehicle with four wheels and a two airbags.  That being sad, who would be willing to drive?  

So, here's a recap:

1) Let's meet in MAC circle around 6:15 pm...not 6:16 pm.

2) Our adventures will take us to Sweet CeCe's and The Camp House--GET PUMPED

3) We need drivers like the desert needs the rain

4) Taylor Swift recently broke up with Harry Styles

5) Everyone's going to COSMAC tonight right?

6) Jesus loves you.